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I am The Dark Lord. Things I like and things I hate … I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future … never really thought about it. As for my hobbies … I have lots of hobbies.

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:28am
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hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:27am
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slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:26am
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agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:26am
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peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:26am
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(Source: llirry)

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:20am
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wartortles:

When a popular blog follows you

image

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:20am
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the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:20am
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yaygr:

My activity looks like a heartbeat-thingamabob

wow heartbeat-thingamabob is in the Google dictionary

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:20am
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yaygr:

That post gave me cancer…

I’m not sorry

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:19am
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yaygr:

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/650887d1328193655-ha-goatse-clouds-pic-going-around-fb-again-i-see-what-you-did-there-700x560.jpg

(Source: urbancatfitters)

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:19am
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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:18am
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me at the zoo: where are the dragons

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:17am
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iridescentoracle:

embroideredcupcake:

Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:17am
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tf2chainz said—

dirty confession i havent showered today

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Unfollow me right now you disgusting creature

Posted: 11 hours ago on 31/7/14 at 9:17am
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