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I am The Dark Lord. Things I like and things I hate … I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future … never really thought about it. As for my hobbies … I have lots of hobbies.

theotherskywalker:

my dog slept with her face against my butt last night and I remember farting like 20 times last night.

go-carts-and-guns:

The world isn’t ready for this

euroarab:

i blog as fast as possible for a short time then i vanish

sherbies:

i actually sketched something out today [angels singing in the distance]

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(Source: telapathetic)

prettyarbitrary:

coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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#this chicken is dangerous

That is a rooster.

archiaart:

I’m a godless captive of something no one knows exists

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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

—Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot  (via captainsulu)

(Source: larmoyante)

the different kinds of favourite characters

yourweeaboobs:

  1. my baby
  2. my husband
  3. my son
  4. let me ride you
  5. this motherfucker

(Source: intensional)

(Source: animatedtext)

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(Source: hicscream)

avanax:

After posting an unpopular opinion on Tumblr

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To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

(Source: demoncolbert)

spookypotatochip:

there can be only one